The Void, by Oliver Brown

THE VOID
by Oliver Brown

I been to heaven; I been to heaven
And believe me, it's quite a bore
No gamblin', no alcohol
No nude beaches on the shore
No nude beaches on the shore.

There's no dissention, not to mention
That my dog ain't allowed up there
No sodomy, no shoplifting
One big churchyard in the air
One big churchyard in the air.

So send me to the void
Where I feel at home
Where my dog can roam
Send me to the void
Where I'm free to play
How I love to play
Oh Lord how I love to play

There's no question that salvation
Is desired by many folks
But I can't help thinking that
Heaven is a giant hoax
Heaven is a giant hoax

There's a Reverend in my building
He tells me that he'll save my soul
But I just keep telling him
'All I need is rock n roll'
'All I need is rock n roll'

So send me to the void
Where I feel at home
Where my dog can bone
Send me to the void
Where I'm free to play
How I love to play
Oh Lord how I love to play