Milk Boy, by Oliver Brown

MILK BOY
by Oliver Brown

You think it's an insult
When you call me Milk Boy
You don't understand at all
Why milk brings me so much joy.

How can I eat cookies
Without milk to wash it down?
A milk mustache is so cool
Lactose is what I call fuel.

Milk Boy Milk Boy Milk Boy Milk Boy
Moo juice, I want it now
Moo juice, I don't care how
From a bottle or from a spout
Or slip me under my favorite cow
Milk Boy-oy-oy-oy
Milk Boy-oy-oy-oy

So set 'em up Roy
Another round for Milk Boy
My bones don't break, my teeth are white
Warm milk lets me sleep all right